April 28th, 2007


Tales of Village Life

MPH isn't interested in gossip, so few men are!
A couple of days ago he returned from the local deli (where he is known as Mr.Quarter Prawn as he has eaten the same lunch every day for the past ten years)

MPH: "I bumped into M (widowed early, two difficult teens) in the village"
Me: "Oh, is she still having trouble with C (daughter going out with wrong 'un)
MPH: "C has new boyfriend B, wasn't he the one who was friends with our T and went to special school?
Me: "That's right"
MPH: "And wasn't his mum the one who..."
Me: "..had the affair with the vicar, yes..."